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The Future

So. It’s crunch time. My exams begin next Monday. NEXT MONDAY.

I’m so pleased with how all my coursework has turned out though. Maybe an A in my art? An A* in my textiles? YES MAN.

I have 3 grades under my belt now: 1 A*, 1 A and maybe an A/definite B.

In other news, I am very sexually frustrated. HUGELY sexually frustrated. I want COCK. Or pussy. Either or. But a thick cock would be lovely.. I just want to be impaled. Mmmmm.. A seriously rough fuck. 

Not really a surprise I’m feeling this way - let’s face it, vibrators just don’t cut it the same. It’s been over a month since I had a shag. My life is pretty much upside down - certainly not how I imagined it would be. Prick.

Anywayyyy, back to studying. Shit loads of exams to prepare for. 

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rolypolydandy:

so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted this
at the National Oceanography Centre, one of the top scientific institutes in the UK
at some point, someone saw that tiny door and took their opportunity

OMG LOOK AT THIS IT’S BEAUTIFUL

rolypolydandy:

so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted this

at the National Oceanography Centre, one of the top scientific institutes in the UK

at some point, someone saw that tiny door and took their opportunity

OMG LOOK AT THIS IT’S BEAUTIFUL

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